its quot'n time!____________________
"so what happened yesterday?"
"hmmm, my girlfriend came over, we had sex in the morning when she came, went out, came back, had sex again, took a nap, had sex, got something to eat, had sex, went to watch the game, had sex, went to sleep, and then i woke up in the middle of the night, had sex, and then when we woke up in the morning, we had sex one last time before she left."
"..."
"and thats not even counting the fooling around"
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...does ANYONE else see something wrong with this conversation?
what a world we live in.
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what is wrong with this place? seriously! so far, there hasnt been a SINGLE weekend where the abulance has NOT been called into residence. why is it that as soon as teenagers get more freedom than the DESERVE, they choose to abuse it? why is it that soo many students have already fallen victim to alcohol poisoning? why are people so stupid? why do people lack common sense?
jsut last night, at 4am, the ambulance was called because some 130lb kid was drinking 4 coffeecups full of vodka and passed out. moreover, as soon as his don went into the room, he threw up some sort of
black substance
. blood. THAT is how sever it was. stomach ulcer?
dumb dumb dumb dumb FROSH!
scratch that.
DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB GENERATION.
just two weeks ago someone stumbled into residence drunk, stumbled a little, fell, and fractured his skull on the wall.
DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB.
...higher education my anus.