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Thursday, July 14, 2005
jamie's story using a castle, a teddy bear, watermelon, 3 forks, and a pile of feces:
o, so there was a castle, and it was populated with teddy bears. it was governed by 3 forks. one of the forks was actually a spork. the teddy bears were used as workers to grow giant watermelons for the forks. and the spork was in charge of feeding the teddy bears feces.
my story using a rubber chicken, seashells, blizzard, UFO and caffiene:
so one day, a rubber chicken was selling sea shells by the sea shore, when a blizzard came by
it wasnt snowing when the blizzard came...but it was sanding
oh my!
so the rubber chicken took some caffiene pills
but rubber chickens are not suppsed to take caffiene pills
so he fainted
then the sea shells got up and said
"im tired of always being bullied and taken as collectorès items for these rubber chickens"
so they decided to rebel
they each marched two by two towards the unconscious rubber chicken and jumped on it
but of course, this upset the aliens
becuase their main course was rubber chickens
so they could not allow the seashells to attack and subsequently eat the rubber chickens
so they came with their mega death ray of death and sucked up all of the seashells
then they ate the seashells and decided they too were tastey
so instead of relying on a diet of rubber chickens, they decided to eat seashells too
so they remained on the beach
and sold seashells by the sea shore with the rubber chickens
so one day, jamie came along
and wanted to buy one of the seashells
so she bought one
but the aliens inthe UFO got angry that jamie was taking all of their seashells
so they ate her
and thast why, every morning, the sun rises from the east
true story, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine
o, so there was a castle, and it was populated with teddy bears. it was governed by 3 forks. one of the forks was actually a spork. the teddy bears were used as workers to grow giant watermelons for the forks. and the spork was in charge of feeding the teddy bears feces.
my story using a rubber chicken, seashells, blizzard, UFO and caffiene:
so one day, a rubber chicken was selling sea shells by the sea shore, when a blizzard came by
it wasnt snowing when the blizzard came...but it was sanding
oh my!
so the rubber chicken took some caffiene pills
but rubber chickens are not suppsed to take caffiene pills
so he fainted
then the sea shells got up and said
"im tired of always being bullied and taken as collectorès items for these rubber chickens"
so they decided to rebel
they each marched two by two towards the unconscious rubber chicken and jumped on it
but of course, this upset the aliens
becuase their main course was rubber chickens
so they could not allow the seashells to attack and subsequently eat the rubber chickens
so they came with their mega death ray of death and sucked up all of the seashells
then they ate the seashells and decided they too were tastey
so instead of relying on a diet of rubber chickens, they decided to eat seashells too
so they remained on the beach
and sold seashells by the sea shore with the rubber chickens
so one day, jamie came along
and wanted to buy one of the seashells
so she bought one
but the aliens inthe UFO got angry that jamie was taking all of their seashells
so they ate her
and thast why, every morning, the sun rises from the east
true story, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine
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