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Monday, July 04, 2005
...back by popular demand...
i present you:
Last year, in january I came back home from a long night and then I fell onto the couch immediately after removing my shoes. Then I dozed off. The next thing I noticed, was my dad waking me up to tell me to go upstairs and sleep. But i had chemistry homework to do. I opened up my chemistry, and passed out yet again. I woke up to my dad nagging me to go upstairs. I went upstairs, into my room, and within inches of my bed, passed out once more. I woke up a little while later and decided this time, I would actually make it into my bed. So I went to the washroom to get changed. And then I blanked. I don't remember what happened after that. However, when I snapped out of it, thats when things went awry. Very weird might I add. When I snapped out of it, I found myself standing in front of the toilet. Perfectly normal. I was in my pajamas. Weird becuase I managed to change without even knowing it- but still normal. I was flushing the toilet. Normal. Something was in the toilet. Normal. My clothes were in the toilet. Normal. I mean- abnormal. What? Did that just happen? Yup. That's right. I somehow changed into my pajamas and instead of throwing my clothes into the wash bin, I threw it into the toilet and tried to flush it down. WOW. The funny thing was, when I realized what I was doing, I sill kept trying to flush. But to no avail. It wouldn't go down. That was a good thing. So I just took the clothes out and threw them into the wash pile and went to sleep. When I woke up, I assumed it was all a dream. That was until my sister said something like "Simon, why is the washroom floor all wet?". I went over, saw a giant puddle protruding from the wash bin and I thought to myself: oh crap. That was real?.Well, clearly it was. It was weird. When I told my friends, many thought I was drunk or stoned (becuase you know, that's something I would do *note sarcasm*) but I told them I wasn't and that made the story all the more weird, yet fascinating.
thats it.moral of the story: When you're tired, go to sleep or bad things will happen
i present you:
Last year, in january I came back home from a long night and then I fell onto the couch immediately after removing my shoes. Then I dozed off. The next thing I noticed, was my dad waking me up to tell me to go upstairs and sleep. But i had chemistry homework to do. I opened up my chemistry, and passed out yet again. I woke up to my dad nagging me to go upstairs. I went upstairs, into my room, and within inches of my bed, passed out once more. I woke up a little while later and decided this time, I would actually make it into my bed. So I went to the washroom to get changed. And then I blanked. I don't remember what happened after that. However, when I snapped out of it, thats when things went awry. Very weird might I add. When I snapped out of it, I found myself standing in front of the toilet. Perfectly normal. I was in my pajamas. Weird becuase I managed to change without even knowing it- but still normal. I was flushing the toilet. Normal. Something was in the toilet. Normal. My clothes were in the toilet. Normal. I mean- abnormal. What? Did that just happen? Yup. That's right. I somehow changed into my pajamas and instead of throwing my clothes into the wash bin, I threw it into the toilet and tried to flush it down. WOW. The funny thing was, when I realized what I was doing, I sill kept trying to flush. But to no avail. It wouldn't go down. That was a good thing. So I just took the clothes out and threw them into the wash pile and went to sleep. When I woke up, I assumed it was all a dream. That was until my sister said something like "Simon, why is the washroom floor all wet?". I went over, saw a giant puddle protruding from the wash bin and I thought to myself: oh crap. That was real?.Well, clearly it was. It was weird. When I told my friends, many thought I was drunk or stoned (becuase you know, that's something I would do *note sarcasm*) but I told them I wasn't and that made the story all the more weird, yet fascinating.
thats it.moral of the story: When you're tired, go to sleep or bad things will happen
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grr.multitasking is so not my thing. i'm hoping this would make sense. ok where do i start? hehe o yeah like i said yesterday it would be funny if your sock got clogged.:P but you didn't find that funny. lol moral of the story that's why the sun sets on the west of the horizon. and o yeah, having relationship problems at midnight = one of the bad things that happens to you when you don't go to sleep when u are super tired.
ok, i'm doneeeeee. :P
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ok, i'm doneeeeee. :P
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