all my friends are superheroes (except you)

sometimes i'm really a bitter old man...

allow me to explain. im your typical old man who sits on a rocking chair on his front porch scorning at all everybody walking by. im the old man who just hates everything as constantly uses the o so lovely phrase, "back in my day..." and then proceeds to talk about a time where things were better. if any of you have read "the catcher in the rye" by J.D. Salinger, you would have familiarized yourself with Holden Caulfield, a young man who does not want to grow up becuase he is disgusted by the adult world. i am the exact opposite of him. i think i really want to grow up. i really dont like being a teen, and i really dont like many teens. i often start off sentances with "those punk kids...". ugh...i hate my generation. my generation of stupid, ignorant, rebellious teens who think that sleeping around (or bed hopping) is cool, that drugs will get them friends, that drinking will solve all of life's problems. now, don't get me wrong, im not saying that older people don't experience these problems...but i think my cohort experiences more of this on average than most other age groups and that my cohort does this mostly out of rebellion, lack of foresight, or just plain old stupidity. it just angers me.

...sometimes im really a bitter old man